Three Cheers for SWEET Revenge

digitaldoggy:

one time this dude was being stupid so i said

“well you can’t spell stupid without u”

and he got really angry and shouted

“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”

and i just stared at him for a rly long time

(Source: lachowskiz)

showmeyourassbutt:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

ajax you fucker

sleepthroughthealarm:

i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower

• me writing an essay: I have absolutely no fucking clue what I am writing but it sounds smart

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

woofuckingjiho:

you know that “joke” your friend makes about you and the only problem is that it actually hits home and you sit there and realize that they were probably being serious in an indirect way and covering up their true thoughts by passing it off as a joke and then you just sit there feeling like shit for the entire day

(Source: woofuckingjiho)

donkeykongcountry2:

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: megaman2)